Well, when you are approaching end of month (for us corporates) the working orale always dies out but anticipation hits peak, that’s when all your planned budgets and resolutions strike a closeness to reality BUT there’s certainly reason to hate the end of month ……..
#1. Your landlord becomes an often visitor to your house. They always give excuses like “Iwas just checking if your water pipes still work”…….. mtscchww.
#2. Your debtors start sending you ‘good morning’ messages like the other days you were not living or your phone number wasn’t available.
#3. All the girls you know of start to send love texts making your inbox busier than old taxi park public toilets.
#4. Each musician stages a ‘Kivulu’ next to your home and plays music like the whole neighbourhood loves it……#this doesn’t exclude Mega dee
#5. The house girl starts to fall sick of all diseases requesting for salary increment….like that’s the only excuse there is in the world.
#6. The office accountant’s office absenteeism slowly increases, that’s when most of them take long distance journies as well…
#7. The world’s leading distributor of insufficient electricity UMEME drops an insane bill after load shedding you half the month and the other half perhaps they were fixing a transmitter problem.
#8. Your boss’ certainly starts to barkat every misdeed you do, normally during this time naps at office are not allowed and KB is outlawed.
#9. The school bursar calls to remind you of your son’s pending fees installment……
#10. Your constant bank checks whether the salary was deposited make the teller start to think your psychiatrist missed a therapy session.
