Uganda set to host Olympics

Uganda set to host Olympics

Don’t get shocked by this blog post at all, it’s just one of the mandatory things the banana republic has for long been preparing for. We have successfully carved hundreds of districts just to guarantee every Olympic team  their own and trust me we are set to go.

Unlike London, there are no work loads to do ahead of the Ugandan Olympics, all seems to be set, Micheal Phelps need not worry, thousands of potholes worth swimming space for the x400m backstroke and butterfly swimming competitions are ready, we have many by the way, even training will be offered in different pools.

Canoeing, yachting and boat races, whatever you guys play, will be hosted in Bwaise just a little relying has to be done on God or perhaps Zeus and your competitions will purely be sorted out in case of venue fears, separate grounds can be found in Kawempe, Makerere Kivulu, we just can’t fail in that sport be rest assured.

However as promised, a new round of sporting activities shall be added to the Ugandan Olympics to add color to the event, (side reason is to enable the hosts grab a few medals). Forget golf, and that kind…..not even formula 1 to add. these are games brewed and mixed in Uganda for Ugandans.

we shall have the boda-boda Olympic race not for ho comes first but who breaks more rules and arrives at the touchline with the dirtiest jacket, this sport is played in Uganda on a daily basis, and as team Uganda we are still spoilt for choice on who to present, but be sure you can’t beat our worst at his worst! he’s that good.

The other sport to be unveiled ahead of the Uganda Olympics is time wasting, this is to specifically earn me a spot on the olympics team, can you imagine i clandestinely woke up this morning to write a blog about ugandan olympics before the newsroom editorial meeting? you really think it’s that easy? try it while fixing your ears with azonto music, tweeting and replying to your emails and tell me if you can match a gold medal.?

 

pheeeeew! i also wrote that! good day folks………..

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